6. I just gentically engineered Zinedine Zidane into my club at 12 years of age. But the game won't let me play him in the first team! Is this some sort of joke!
7. I just burnt my friends copy of the game and when I put it in my computer the monitor exploded! Can I get my friends money back?
8. Who do I complain to about becoming a programmer for SI? I don't know nothing whatsoever about computers but I AM a Scunthorpe United fan!
9. I accidentally put my game on holiday mode and in the year 8001 there was a supernova? Does this mean my stadium won't be enlarged?
10. Fiji just beat my Brazil team in the World Cup final. This game sucks!