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Garth Crooks: So Alan... ... what ... ... do you think ... ...(groans) ... ... of the team's performance ... ... today?

Manager: I think the lads done brilliantly. Everyone gave one hundred and ten percent, you know, and the lads showed great spirit. It wasn't the prettiest of football at times, you know, but a win's a win, and at the end of the day, it's all about the 3 points. In football, you live and die by results. At times we rode our luck, but we managed to come out on top in the end. That's the sign of a great team, winning when you don't play so well. In the first half we had our backs to the wall, you know, but credit to the lads, they stuck to the task and weren't afraid to dig in when they needed to.

Garth: So ... ... what do you think ... ... (grimaces) ... ... of your chances ... ... for the title ... ... this year?

Manager: Well we've got to take it one game at a time. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. We've got to regroup, you know (ruffles his hair), and then focus on the next game. We can't afford to take our eye off the ball.

Garth: And what do you ... ... think of ... ... your captain's ... ... performance ... ... today?

Manager: Absolutely sensational. He was all over the opposition, in their faces, you know, making life difficult for them. Today was a real test for him, but he was there when we needed him and popped up with an important goal at the end. This time last year thing weren't going so well for him, you know, but credit to the lad, he never gave up, and look where he's got to now.

Garth: What did ... ... you make of ... ... the penalty claim ... ... for the opposition?

Manager: From where I was sitting I couldn't see it, to be honest (scratches his temple), but I've spoken to the lad and he tells me it was never a penalty in a million years.

Garth: And what about ... ... these allegatons ... ... that you verbally abused ... ... one of ... the officials?

Manager: No comment


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