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Ummmmmm....
First off, including a Viagra link in your sig is like...ummm against the terms and conditions of the site, I believe, but the Mods will clarify that one.
Second, "teh mad skillz" is probably "cool" to the text messaging crowd, but in general, we all try to just communicate as real people, leaving behind the "gangsta rap" attitudes and lazy ebonics spellings.
Third, what problems do you have with the name of the site that you arrive with such a big fanfare, and such a big attitude that you basically "challenge" the entire site with a comment like, "am i not seeing the professional work?" It probably wasn't your intention, but an entrance like you just made really doesn't make that good of a first impression when you are new to a Forum.
So how about a breast enlargement for you, mmm?
We have many members of the fair sex here, and us blokes can do without arificial help, thanks.
Besides: this reminds me of spam, so please change your sig.
You have a good sense of colour and composition.
Mark, aka theKeeper has been known as the Photoshopguru for quite a few years now, and because it is his site and forum, and because photoshopguru's is rather complicated to remember and type, he chose photoshopgurus.
Most people here are not professionals, meaning: they don't have to live from their photoshop work. Some are, and many that aren't do create nice work.
We are also known to be one of the best sites on Photoshop for beginners. So feel free to join the fun.
leaving behind the "gangsta rap" attitudes and lazy ebonics spellings.
Gangsta rap attitude [bustagut]
what are you talking about ...
Not saying I talk like that, but I guess from your perspective all people who talk like that listen to gangster rap
and all people who listen to gangster rap talk like that
Welcome The Definition, hope this site helps you with your art. but I do agree with the guys the intro seemed a bit much, though I'm not sure you meant to come off that way
The Definition, maybe it would have been a good idea to check this place out more before you made you first "teh mad skillz" post. We really don't talk like that here.
[saywhat] A Viagra link???[saywhat]
Anyway... I like the art. You show some real skill. I look forward to seeing more work.
The Definition. Me thinks you are one talented guy,like your pics and think the Viagra link is funny! Theres someting about Viagra thats humorous -just so you don't abuse it! Viagra abuse is becoming a big problem with elderly men who are finding themselves ever alert in sometimes innappropriate situations. (like the golf course-daughters wedding-shopping etc) and there is nothing funny about that! [shhh]
The Definition. Me thinks you are one talented guy,like your pics and think the Viagra link is funny! Theres someting about Viagra thats humorous -just so you don't abuse it! Viagra abuse is becoming a big problem with elderly men who are finding themselves ever alert in sometimes innappropriate situations. (like the golf course-daughters wedding-shopping etc) and there is nothing funny about that! [shhh]
the viagra link was supposed to be funny, i copied it off somebody else, and i didnt notice that it actually went to the viagra website... ill change it
and another thing- im sorry i said "teh mad skillz" i will use correct grammer and so on when i am here. every other online forum i am a member of uses that sort of language to be casual.
ONE more thing- somebody went to devART and created 3 accounts there to say all of my stuff is bad and boring. i dont like that, and i think it may have been somebody from this forum, since it happened the morning after i joined here; the only change ive had on the internet.
um... why do they call this place "photoshop gurus?" am i not seeing the professional work?
If you not seeing any? you Definetely having difficulties with vision. Go check Keepers galery. or Monk`s http://www.aovs02.dsl.pipex.com/index2.htm (its the ones i know)
Word professional for guys like "Moth", "KIVI", "Erik", "MsOz", "Erik", etc... it`s like second name.
And i do realy think the word "Definition"? is kind of early for you, BUT! I look forward to see more of your works.
Here is olways happy to see new people and enjoy your stay
Definition, I apologise for the immature individuals whoever they may be who joined DA just to rag ya. That's too rude to even discuss. If you don't like something, fine, but to make such an effort to put someone down is just subhuman, but the Internet is full of all types. I already AM a member of DA, and promise you that, although I may speak my mind, I DON'T play such petty little games. You now see why "flashy" introductions may not be the best way to join a Forum community...
As I stated in my first reply to you, I did not think it was your intention to "step on toes" the way you did in your introduction, and your most recent post confirms this.
You are MOST welcome here at PSG, and encouraged to post more of your works, as well as any questions you may have about techniques, concepts, and the like.
Ignore the "trolls," as I call those mean, petty-minded individuals who go out of their way to be hurtful and cruel. They exist everywhere on the Web, so you are not alone in experiencing them. You just accept it as you do a pile of dog poop on the sidewalk. You don't like it, it stinks, but you just walk around it and keep on.
Enjoy being a part of this community! We are glad you've joined us.
The Definition has Arrived 
or Monk`s 
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