RafaTheGaffer

What's the most ridiculous goal celebration that you would do in top flight football if you got 1 chance to do it?

I'd either

A) run over to the corner flag and take a slash.

B) Run into the crowd, up the stairs and right out of the stadium, I'd keep running until I got to a pub and just stay there. If the game was televised even better! I'd watch the rest of the game on TV. That would be weird.

I'd go out for the night in my strip - even if I played for Gretna and everyone else that was out just thought I was some minky amateur player.

Forget about option A, I'm B all the way now.

Dan

Running about daft always works for me. I can't stand rehearsed celebrations, as they absolutely always, always, in every instance, look bent.

I liked Strachan's attempt to get over the hoardings at Mexico 86, a nice p1ss-take of everyone else's celebrations that year.