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Seeing as david has now left the building its time for an old beckham joke to bid him farewell.This is a few years old-Real madrid are training at the bernabeu and stop of for a spot of lunch in the stands.
Raul opens his lunchbox and screams"Tapas?Tapas?,if my wife gives me tapas one more time im going to run to the top of the bernabeu and throw myself off".Ronaldo opens up his lunchbox and screams"Fejoada?,Fejoada?.If my wife gives me fejoada one more time im going to run to the top of the bernabeu and throw myself off.Beckham opens up his lunchbox and screams"Cheese and tomato sandwiches?Cheese and tomato sandwiches?If i get cheese and tomato sandwiches one more time im going to run to the top of the bernabeu and throw myself off.
Anyway next day they are all at training and they go for their lunchbreak.Raul opens his lunchbox and screams"Tapas?Tapas?Thats it ive had enough i cant stand it any more" and he runs to the top of the bernabeu and throws himself off and kills himself.Ronaldo opens up his lunchbox and screams"fejoada? Fejoada? thats it i cant take it anymore" and he runs to the top of the bernabeu and throws himself off and kills himself.Beckham opens his lunchbox and screams"Cheese and tomato sandwiches? Cheese and tomato sandwiches?Thats it i cant take it anymore" and he runs to the top of the bernabeu and throws himself and kills himself.
3 days later at the funeral rauls wife sobs"If only id known he didnt like tapas every day i would have given him something else and he would still be alive today".Ronaldos wife is in floods of tears and she says"If only id known he didnt like fejoada every day i could have given him something else and maybe he would still be alive today".Both the wives look at posh spice and she says"Dont look at me david makes his own sandwiches".
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