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Old 06-07-2007, 01:41 AM   Ever thought of pissing your own mother?, Why throw my dog? Post #1
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LOL. I once pissed my mom off that she threw my monitor out of the house and hit my neighbor. She was so angry that my neighbor got involved. Lotsa UFOs I tell yah. Flying plates, picture frames, MY DOG, flower vase. Damn. Poor little doggy.

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LOL. I once pissed my mom off that she threw my monitor out of the house and hit my neighbor. She was so angry that my neighbor got involved. Lotsa UFOs I tell yah. Flying plates, picture frames, MY DOG, flower vase. Damn. Poor little doggy.

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Okay, so let me get this straight. You pissed off your mom, then she proceeded to throw your monitor out the window, nailing your neighbor who was clearly standing there? If i were you, i'd be worrying about an ambulance, not the neighbor's state of mind. Throwing dogs? Either your family is incredibly dysfunctional, or you did something extremely wayward.

As for my own experiences, everyone's pissed their mom off once in a while. I was too beat to mow the lawn, so she proceeded to call my dad downstairs. Trust me, it would have been better if she had personally kicked me.
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Lol. That's painful. Yep, I called an ambulance. My mother was so pissed because I threw her panty out of the window. I thought she wont use it ever. She hates my dog because my dog always lay shit on the floor (which I extremely dislike).
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