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I was coming home from a mates place last night around 11:30 pm, it was raining and a bit of fog... I was coming around a round-a-bout and an animal ran out on the road... I swerved to avoid it and ran up over a traffic island, knocking down two road signs, I narrowly missed oncoming traffic and planted it head first into a light pole. The light pole was knocked over and the front end of my car was in a V shape.
What was worse, when we called the police/energy company/tow truck is that in the same street there had been a side swipe hit and run, which just so happened to be by a blue car (same colour as my parents car) and it happened about 5 minutes after mine. The police grilled me for like 15 minutes trying to force a confession because they assumed I did it... then after I denied it for that long, they took a breath test and my license etc... Then luckily some eye witnesses of the hit and run came forward and gave statements that the car was a blue commodore late model, while I was driving an early model Toyota.... so they said I was free to go... I had no damage on the side on the car either, so I couldn't have sideswiped anything....
The car is written off and I only had 3rd party insurance... the tow truck cost $300 for a measly 2km tow... I feel like crap and my parents are pissed at me, but they're are glad I'm ok. In hindsight, I should have just hit the animal... it was like a cat or a hare... didn't really see it.
Ok so like, boohoo @ me... but yeah, if you have any stories about something you did on the road or anything that you wanna share feel free!
Eh, I don't like driving, only have my learners at the moment (should've had my full license a fair while ago). Parents were forcing me to learn to drive. Anyway, was out with dad, he stopped to get some food from the shop, and I took the car for a several km joyride. He was calling the police just as I got back.
My friend was driving and we were at a Mcdonalds drive thru. There were 3 of us, 1 driving, 1 in the passenger, 1 in the back. We decided to tickle him at the drive thru, he let go of the brakes and bumped into the guy in front of us. We fucked up his paint on the back so we gave him 3 bills. It sucked ass i had to drop 125.00 =[ and the kid was gonna call the cops and my friend has no insurance, so we had no other option.
I have a story about a condom but it isn't nearly as funny as the above post.
Once I found a condom in my dad's room and when he was shaving, I took it and ran out without him seeing me. I hid it all day and when I got home from school. I did a little bit of experimenting with the condom and then I put it on. That was really hard because it was all slippery and smelled like a balloon...
Anyway, after my experience with it, I didn't know if I should throw it away or what...So I put the condom in my shoe and walked around school with it all day at school waiting for a chance where no on is looking so I could put it in the trash..yea
I smashed my parents car last night 
He was calling the police just as I got back. 
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